stand-up-comic-gifs:

We want Jason to win. Mass murdering monster, but he’s no bigot. (x)

humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

"i just need to get my shit together"
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via sea-of-ether)
Track Title: I Wanna Be Like You

Artist: Louis Prima and Phil Harris

Album: The Jungle Book
gublernation:

if you looked at my DNA under a microscope it would look like this

gublernation:

if you looked at my DNA under a microscope it would look like this

So we got a doggy today. According to the Humane Society he’s an 8mo old corgi/shepard mix. His new name is Lieutenant Munch and he’s a delight. Super calm, sweet as can be. Ted is still getting used to him but I think they’re gonna be great friends. I am already in love with him.

So we got a doggy today. According to the Humane Society he’s an 8mo old corgi/shepard mix. His new name is Lieutenant Munch and he’s a delight. Super calm, sweet as can be. Ted is still getting used to him but I think they’re gonna be great friends. I am already in love with him.

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

cvdlifee:

Gambino🍣.

Good lawd.

cvdlifee:

Gambino🍣.

Good lawd.